Shut your mouths
by Fishy Red Southern Academy on Dec 11, 2008 9:09 PM EST
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PrintYall hawkeye fans are a bunch of morons. Your coming to our house and talking a bunch of trash? Big deal. None of that’s gonna mean nothing on January 1. You don’t know nothing about real football. The game is played on the field, not by spouting out a bunch of statistics that don’t really mean nothing.
I got some news for you. South Carolina is the real deal. Your in SEC country now, son.
I can’t figure out why yall think your team is so tough. Yall keep acting like you should have won more games, but you just as well could of lost to Iowa State and Purdue, and you probably should of.
Yalls team is mostly slow white fellas and you been playing teams full of slow white fellas. SC is gonna run circles around your defense and drive through your offense like a dag gone steam roller. You ain’t seen speed like we got.
Yall are used to playing Minnesota and Indiana. We play teams like about-to-be-national-champions Florida, and Georgia, who have a better running back than you. Everybody knows that Shonn Greene is not the pure athlete that Knoshon Moreno is. Your guy ain’t faced the same kind of defenses and he ain’t never jumped over nobody.
I gaurantee yall are in for a big surprise come January. All this chit and chat is gonna be for nothing. I wished I could see the look on your dumb farmer faces when we win.
If I was you I would shut your mouths now and save yourself some embarrassment.
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Speeeeeeeed kills
Put it on your epitaph, baby.
by My Rusty Hoe: Diehard SEC Fan on Dec 11, 2008 9:19 PM EST reply actions
This is gold
Is this a reverse-trolling attempt by a Hawkeye fan? I mean the southern grammar is perfect, and there’s no logic involved.
Bravo!
Agreed
This Fishy Red account was created today. The grammar is so hilarious that I don’t know know where to start. “This is gold” by studbucket: my thoughts exactly.
I’m not falling for your hoaxes USCCOCKSSUCK
Hoax this
You scared cause someone finally telling you what for?
These colors don't run
by Fishy Red Southern Academy on Dec 11, 2008 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
No one else wanted to stand up and say anything
So i did. Who’s side are yall on?
These colors don't run
by Fishy Red Southern Academy on Dec 11, 2008 10:23 PM EST reply actions
Y'all
The grammar was convincing, but when southern children hit puberty and begin spelling y’all is near the top of the list.
Is this a damn spelling bee?
Why don’t you get out of here and go let your pups suck
These colors don't run
by Fishy Red Southern Academy on Dec 11, 2008 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
That picture is priceless.
I want to party with you confederate boy! Long live the south! Oh, and we are going to seriously fuck your team up but that is another post.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on Dec 12, 2008 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
It's going to be....
difficult to “seriously fuck (our) team up” while your players are on their backs.
by Charlestowne on Dec 12, 2008 8:21 AM EST up reply actions
A true believer...
we have been waiting for you.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on Dec 12, 2008 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
You'll be hootin' and hollerin'
When I jerk a knot in your tail
These colors don't run
by Fishy Red Southern Academy on Dec 12, 2008 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
It occurs to me that I should have said "Mighty fine" as opposed to "Outstanding."
My bad.
Also, hahahahahahahahaha, “jerk.”
by Bucketochicken on Dec 13, 2008 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Jumping over people ain't football.
Plowing through their bodies, crushing souls and bones simultaneously is football. Shonn Greene IS football.
And Knowshon Moreno is no Shonn Greene. (terrorist fist jab to B10 Network play-by-play guys.)
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Dec 12, 2008 1:43 PM EST reply actions
They're both from New Jersey by the way!
proving that neither SC nor IA can support thier own teams with the requisite talent to be worth a damn. There, I said it.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
Our defense will be on Shonn Greene
LIKE STINK ON SHIT, BOY
These colors don't run
by Fishy Red Southern Academy on Dec 12, 2008 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
And the award for most predictable response goes to...
FISHY RED SOUTHERN ACADEMY!!!!!
Seriously, this guy is too good to be real. He’s like every bad Southern, SEC-lovin’ stereotype rolled into one. Needless to say, I love it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Epic
Just epic. Probably the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Also…I think it should be “fellers” instead of “fellas” and possibly “gosh darn” instead of “dag gone.”
Awesome.
A true Southernism...
would “dad gum” a la Bobby Bowden. Just for future reference.
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 13, 2008 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
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