Stop me if you've heard this one....
A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a Hawkeye fan are all on a roadtrip together. Their car breaks down in front of the perverbial farm house. Since they are in the middle of nowhere and its in the middle of the night, they deciede to ask the farmer if they can stay the night. They knock on the door and the farmer agrees. However, the farmer says that he has only 2 extra beds and someone will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says that he grew up in India very poor. His house, as a child, had a dirt floor and that he was used to sleeping in such conditions, so he volunteered to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, the farmer answers a knock at the door and the Hindu states that there are cows in the barn. Since cows are holy and sacred to his people, he cannot sleep in the same place as a cow and must stay in the farmhouse.
The rabbi now volunteers to sleep in the barn. He says that he does not mind the idea and as long as he has a nice bed of hay to sleep on he will stay warm and comfortable. Again, five minutes later the farmer answers a second knock at the door. The rabbi firmly states that since there is a pig in the barn, and pigs are unclean animals, that he may not stay there.
The Hawkeye fan, seeing no other choice, agrees to sleep in the barn. He says that having gone to the University of Iowa, he is used to farm life and doesn't have a problem laying down with animals (especially if they are unclean, or sheep).
After another five minutes the farmer is forced to answer a third knock at the door. He opens the door...
and its the cow and the pig.
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What the hell is a "rabii?"
More than one rabies?
by Bucketochicken on Dec 12, 2008 10:20 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ok, you got me..
So I don’t know how to correctly spell ‘Rabbi". I appologize. I didn’t mean to offend Iowans and their great sense of diversification.
by Charlestowne on Dec 12, 2008 11:02 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think you're okay
There’s 5 jews total in the state of Iowa. And 1 died last year.
by Duez I say on Dec 12, 2008 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why doesn't the University of Iowa teach driver's ed. and sex ed. on the same day?
They don’t want to wear out the donkey.
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 12, 2008 11:15 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
What do you call an Iowegian...
with his hand up a horse’s ass?
A mechanic.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 12, 2008 11:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
What do you call half of the U of I student body?
Not from Iowa
What do you call most of them?
Kids from the North side of Chicago.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 12, 2008 1:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What's the difference between Gamecocks and Cheerios?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
by rockyh on Dec 12, 2008 1:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ha Ha Ha
That joke’s gooder ’n grits
These colors don't run
by Fishy Red Southern Academy on Dec 12, 2008 6:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You know...
We give the gamecocks shit now, but you know just like BSD and some of the others we have made allies for life… not necessarily friends, but more like the popular kid that hangs out with the retarded kid to make chicks think he is sensitive… this coming from a special ed teacher… Go Hawks!
by shada's revenge on Dec 12, 2008 8:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I am drunk
I meant to say the gamecocks hate us and give us shit now… then finish reading the above post
by shada's revenge on Dec 12, 2008 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs














