My preference is obviously for South Carolina to win the SEC. If that is not possible, I want a respectable Gamecock showing against Auburn or Alabama, followed by the SEC West champ acting out the Fight Club scene where Ed Norton walks away from a broken Jared Leto with the simple explanation "I felt like destroying something beautiful." I think that's known in SEC circles as "the full Colt Brennan".
Anyway, football 's on, and you're probably watching it. If you want to chat here, feel free.