Steven Neff: Oh, yeah! Doubly so. You know, going to the College World Series last year was great and all, but that's not really my bag. As soon as we got there I knew I wanted to go back this year. With any luck we'll be back next year, too, and make it a triple.
SN: You never know with that kid. He's a competitor for sure. He's the apex of our outfield "Triple Crown," ya know? He, Marzilli, and I are like the Three Amigos. You can't be just a single guy out there in the outfield. You gotta have a trio. Maybe a duo.
SN: The KFC Double Down. No Doubt about it.
SN: No, no. I don't have a girlfriend.
SN: I didn't say I was single.
SN: I don't. But I'm not single.
SN: I'd probably have to go with bio chemistry. Right now we're studying the destabilizing effect of a fluorouracil extra base in a hybrid RNA duplex. Fascinating stuff.
SN: You know, the same stuff everyone does. Play video games, watch movies, surf YouTube. Hey, there's this really funny video of this guy crying - literally bawling - because he sees a "full on" double rainbow. I mean he totally flips out. He must have been tripping serious balls.
SN: A little bit. Coach Tanner keeps us pretty busy with practice and all but the guys literally run home and catch the games if we can. I have to run because my car is in the shop right now. I have AAA, but the repairs are taking forever. But it's not too bad. Make for good conditioning. You know, I thought that Lebron trade was going to be a home run for the Miami heat, but I guess it was more like a strike out.
***Author's note: I'm trying to get this published in the next issue of Highlights, complete with "Can you find all the references to Steven Neff's tendency to only belt extra-base hits? Turn this page upside down for the answer!"***