Breathe easy, America! OUR NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER. The hammer of justice dropped! The NCAA has saved us all from the Floyd-Byrd axis of evil, slamming both of these wild-children with a total of 6 games for their unspeakable behavior. Boyd got two more games because the NCAA:logic::drunks:reciting the alphabet.

Thank you, NCAA, for keeping America's streets a safe place for our children to play (so long as they comply with the NCAA's arbitrary standards, of course.)