Though we were exhausted from a long day of watching college football, The Feathered Warrior and I fought off fatigue, hunger, and a mass extinction event so that we could bring you this bonus episode of Half Cocked. We reacted to the Gamecocks' 30-13 Capital One Bowl victory over Nebraska, took joy in the misery of the Georgia Bulldogs, and said a lot of things that just weren't true. Also, I marveled at the facial features of Kirk Cousins and Aaron Murray. Is it our best episode? Probably not. But finish everything on your plate because kids in Somalia don't even have podcasts.