I have to write 150 words in order to meet the Fan Post minimum, so here are some things that Jadeveon Clowney might have said after each sack.
Sack 1: Hey, good teamwork, guys! We'll get to share that sack, I think.
Sack 2: Hey man, I didn't sack you that much, and there's a flag, so, it may not even count. Oh, we declined it. Well, I didn't sack you that much.
Sack 3: Oh, I think I just got our all time single season sack record! What a tremendous honor, and I'm glad I could share it with all of you.
Sack 4: Here I come! Boom! Hey, I'm gonna do the Tebow! [does Tebow] Haha, OK guys, have a laugh. The guy's a great player, though.
Sack 5: Boy, right place at the right time tonight, I guess! Well, back to the line—oh, I think the clock ran out. Good game! Good game! Good game!
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