One of @JayPhilips1075's recent tweets:
So, we had our lawn mower stolen, which is bad. The irony? It doesn't work, which is funny. I'm assuming the thieves disagree. #justice— Jay Philips (@JayPhilips1075) June 3, 2012
One of @TeamGarcia5's recent tweets:
What the experts say:
"@TeamGarcia5 was built for this environment. She out works her opponents and confuses them with a wide array of emoticons and photoshopped images, making her a difficult matchup for @JayPhilips1075, who will respond to your email just as soon as he gets done logging on to AOL."