Imagine my [insert][delight][pride][hubris][narcissistic joy] to see that Sports News UK - The Latest Sporting News in the UK had picked up my [insert][epic][brilliant][prolix][prodigiously boring] South Carolina Gamecock Athletics: It's Time for USC to Add New Varsity Sports only to read to my [insert][shock][dismay][ego-deflating horror] that it apparently has been translated from what passes for English (at least in the Palmetto State) into .. what?

Gibberish? The Queen's English c. 2012? Something straight out of A Clockwork Orange?

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