The Feed Pail: May Day, 2013

Number 9. Number 9. Number 9 - Harry How

Greetings, GABA Tovarishches! The Party directs you to commence your Glorious May Day festivities immediately! All running dogs, counter-revolutionaries and Dylan Thompson +1'ers will be sent for reeducation. Gamecocks of the World: Unite!

TFP: But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow.

Rejoining the Ranks of the Nomenklatura: South Carolina baseball moves to No. 9 in USA Today poll. Beat the Capitalists Commodores!

When the enemy of my enemy is not my friend: Pollack says ESPN College GameDay will be at Georgia-Clemson. Is it politically incorrect to root for (non-permanent) injuries? (Ed: Comrades!! I joke!!)

From the Gamecock Central [Committee]: Martin takes steps to win next year.

Your associates are being monitored, Comrade!: Over at Team Speed Kills, Year 2 opines that Any SEC Nine-Game Schedule Should Ditch Divisions. Ed Aschoff of the ESPN SEC Blog weighs in also: Nine-game SEC scheduling talk continues. Throw off your eight-game chains, my friends!

Meanwhile, in Other News of the Proletariat: The Pac-12 coaches are openly agitating for eight-game conference model. But have no fear, Comrades - such bourgeoisie back-sliding is not part of Chairman Larry Scott's five year plan. You also can read about what our own dear Leader of the People's Republic of the Southeastern Conference thinks about nine games in the official party organ: Pravda, errr, I mean AL.com.

All Animals are equal, but some Animals are more equal than others: Kommissar Mark Schlabach has posted his third edition of the 2013 Way-Too-Early Preseason Top 25. Gamecocks ranked behind Bulldogs but ahead of Gators and Tigers!

Pickens Imperialist Defeated! Steve Spurrier edges Dabo Swinney on the links. Viva la Revolucion!

Will the enemies of the Revolution never desist from their reactionary, fascista agenda? Controversy surrounds new College Football Playoff logo. Cheating? On an online poll? I say to the Lubyanka, with 'em.

More from the annals of: "Aren't You Glad We Wriggled Free of Having to Play Arkie Every Year, Bro?" REPORT: A&M TO EXPAND KYLE FIELD TO 102,000. Gamecocks have always been rivals with Arksansas. Gamecocks have always been rivals with TAMU.

Thought Crime! Avery Wilks at Garnet Report posts a profoundly disturbing piece Comparing SEC Football to the NBA Playoffs. Talk about bold, dude. I didn't think there were any NBA fans living openly in South Carolina.

Disturbed by the Paradox (cont'd): JASON COLLINS' EX-FIANCEE I Had NO IDEA He Was Gay!

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