The University of South Carolina has a history of selling some, uh... STRANGE items in its online store, so maybe we shouldn't be terribly surprised to learn that you can now add to your game day wardrobe a South Carolina Gamecocks superhero costume, complete with a cape, mask, and wrist guards.
Outside of flipping the cape around and using it as a bib, it's hard to imagine a practical use for this garment. Let's check the product description for some pointers.
"Outfitted in valiant team pride and backed by the power of South Carolina fandom, you can help maintain the safety of your favorite players on campus."
THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
[pulls out credit card, buys half a hundred of 'em]