We've spent much of today celebrating Jadeveon Clowney in a professional and thoughtful manner (here, here, and here), so now's the we slap something stupid on top of it all to soil the dignified makeup of today's output.
Since it's not only JD's birthday and commitment anniversary but also Valentines Day, here are some Jadeveon Clowney custom candy hearts. First, a couple of generic editions. We begin with the obligatory:
And a couple others for the general populace:
Finally, one for each of the quarterbacks Clowney sacked in his college career.
Aaron Murray (Georgia):
Tyler Russell (MSU):
Tajh Boyd (Clemson):
Jonathan Perry/Austin Brown (UAB):
Taylor Martinez (Nebraska):
Jeff Driskel (Florida):
Jalen Whitlow (Kentucky):
Tyler Bray (Tennessee):
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.