In this week's episode Grady Brown is hired to coach the secondary, GEORGIA TOTALLY CHEATED TO GET AN EASY SEC SCHEDULE IN 2012!!!, The Feathered Warrior and I read your mail (and a text), National Signing Day gets wrapped up, I babble on for a bit about limbs and being out on them, Chad Kelly does Chad Kelly things, the horror that is the men's basketball program drives The Feathered Warrior to an impassioned rant in which he betrays his true identity (OR DOES HE?!), and Markeshia Grant is the first unanimous Velociraptor of the Week.

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In this week's episode, Jeep Hunter gets fired, The Feathered Warrior and I read your mail, more people came to see a baseball practice than an SEC basketball game, the baseball team is correctly ranked behind Florida, Chad Kelly and Cole Stoudt have a Twitter feud, James Davis isn't happy with Dabo Swinney, the equestrian team is honored, and Bruce Ellington participates in a some strange, new sport.

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In this week's podcast the Feathered Warrior and I read your emails, talk about thing hiring of Everette Sands and the promotion of Joe Connolly, run down this week's roster news, try to remember what basketball is, name their Velociraptors of the Week, look for ways to circumvent NCAA recruiting rules, and begin the countdown to first pitch.

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On this week's episode, the Feathered Warrior and I talk about changes to the football team's coaching staff*, get excited about the girth of DJ Park's biceps, are thrilled with Devin Taylor's decision to come back for his senior season, slog through another installment of Has Darrin Horn Been Fired Yet?, talk to Dr. Annie about Shaq Roland and just what the heck a "loose shoulder" means, chat with Half Cocked legal analyst Andrew Rogers about Byron Jerideau's arrest, discuss the final BCS rankings, and name our inaugural Velociraptors of the Week.

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*We recorded this episode before Everette Sands was hired.

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Alshon Jeffery and Stephon Gilmore bolt for the NFL, the Capital One Bowl victory is analyzed from a more sober point of view, Kicker Nick St. Germain and Safety Chaz Elder make verbal commitments, Clemson gets their teeth kicked in by Holgo the Barbarian, the Lady Gamecocks are off to an historic start, the men's basketball team is beating teams they ought to, Dr. Annie talks to us about Steve Spurrier's knee replacement, and The Feathered Warrior and I implore you to continue listening even though there won't be another football game until August.

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Quick Note: If you weren't able to listen to last week's show, those technical issues have been resolved. I'm reposting the link to last week's show here with apologies to our guest, Brandon Cavanaugh.

Now, to the good part...

Episode 6 of Half Cocked is here on Christmas morning just in time for you to avoid interacting with members of your family!

In this week's episode the search for an intern enters its third week, Ellis Johnson departs for Southern Miss, South Carolina gets the scheduling shaft, Kyle Nunn ain't done(?), Jadeveon Clowney has a terrible nickname, and Half Cocked hosts its first annual New Year's Eve Party.

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Hurrah! Episode 4 of Half Cocked has arrived. Subscribe here so that you'll get episode 5 automatically (iTunes, RSS).

In episode four, The Feathered Warrior and I talk about the coaching carousel, wonder whether Darrin Horn has entered the Embattled Coach Death Spiral, and fire some interns. Also, drink every time I reference Twitter as a legitimate source of news.

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