Garnet And Black Attack, a South Carolina Gamecocks community

Seven out of nine ESPN headlines involve reportage on player misbehavior or NCAA probes and one of the two other stories is about Jim Leavitt's 40 time.

This likely nixes the possibility of an SEC network. There's no need for one now.

ESPN would like you to share in 24 games in five days, a four-hour edition of College Fooball Live (over-under on NSFMFs: 17) and a three-hour SportsCenter. Lee Corso will break 94 pencils, Kirk Herbstreit will cause 120 women to faint and be taken to Grady Memorial Hospital (pushing it into bankruptcy) and Beano Cook will remember the epic 1912 game between Georgia Tech and Georgia, which he personally attended. And, in typical soulless corporate-speak, ESPN is calling the event a "franchise." Sort of like McDonalds, only for college football fans.