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Could Erik Campbell Be Iowa's Next Offensive Coordinator?
Hello, friends. We're going to have a lot to discuss over the next few weeks about Iowa's next offensive coordinator. Obviously, a lot of us are salivating/masturbating over the prospect of a spread guru so that all quarters can be like the 2011 Pitt fourth quarter (because that's totally how it...
Ferentz Inches Closer to Actually Defecating on Local Media
AP, Iowa City IA During today's pre-Insight Bowl media conference, Kirk Ferentz was asked about the veracity of a rumor regarding the hospitalization of an Iowa football player. Ferentz responded not in his usual fashion, which consists of waving his hand and saying "these aren't the droids you are...
Norm cleans out his office
Tuesday at the Iowa football office Norm, you don't really need to do this. Our bowl game is not for more than two weeks. Yes, I do. Every little item in this room holds a special memory for me and every time I look around, I get a hankering to come back next year and I don't think I can do it. ...
On The Recruiting Trail With B1G Coaches
Oh my, has the recruiting business ever become a popular endeavor these days. Back in the day, these recruiting battles were more along the lines of a special operations type mission. They were behind the scenes, in the shadows, and regardless of mission success or failure, you never even knew...
A Christmas Carbowl
And I would personally like to put your team in my best hotel. I want nothing, but the best for Iowa State. Really? But why us? I'll tell you. I was flipping through the channels on my humungous television and something catches my eye: 50,000 people in red and yellow body paint... overalls......
A Ferentz family Thanksgiving
Dinner! (clapping hands) Alright guys, let's bring it in. Let's bring it in. Now today's an important day, we need to bring our A-games. We need to be smart, we need to be mistake free and we need to execute. Dad, it's just Thanksgiving dinner. We don't need the pep talk. The Ferentz family...
BREAKING NEWS: Kirk Ferentz Tries "Tebowing", Fails Miserably
Breaking news this morning from Iowa City: According to sources close to the Iowa football program, head coach Kirk Ferentz spent most of the first three quarters of Friday's game against Nebraska "Tebowing". Those same sources have confirmed he was ultimately unsuccessful. "Tebowing" is the...
Kirk Ferentz Blames Michigan State Loss on "SeƱor Day" Mishap
In a press conference following Iowa's 37-21 loss to Michigan State on Saturday, Kirk Ferentz blamed his team's poor performance largely on his staff's mistaken belief that it was "Señor Day" at Kinnick Stadium. "We failed to execute in all three areas of the game today -- offense,...
Cob Of The Week: Is There Any Choice But Iowa? (HINT: ONE)
(Ricky) It starts and ends with the Iowa Chokeyes. I didn't keep tabs on the game after the Husker game because it would've been like following a scrimmage. For $3.5 million per, I would expect Ferentz to figure out that the onside kick was coming. Absolutely horrible loss to one of the worst teams...
An Open Letter to Kirk Ferentz
Dear Coach Ferentz, I want you to know that I remember. I was in Iowa City in 1999. I remember just how bad that team was. I remember just how little talent you had on the field. I remember how exciting the second half of 2000 was, as the corner was turned. I remember the excitement of 2001's...
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