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Hockey Goosebumps #1: Welcome to Dead Rink

Twelve-year-old Patrick Marleau is about to find out that there's a reason no one goes to the old hockey rink... "But I don't want to move to a new town!" I whined from the back seat of my dad's car, "All my friends are back in San Jose!" "Now Patrick," my dad replied, not taking his eyes off the...

Work or Legit? The Feud Between Michael Bisping and Jorge Rivera

"Work or Legit?" returns, and in this edition we take a look at the feud between Michael Bisping and Jorge Rivera, who are the co-main event for UFC 127. Michael Bisping retains his title of "Most hated British MMA fighter" despite Paul Daley's sucker punch of Josh Koscheck, and Jorge Rivera is...

Phillip Fulmer Thanks Derek Dooley For 'Restoring the Vols'

KNOXVILLE (TSK) -- Phillip Fulmer today praised head coach Derek Dooley for "restoring the Vols to their rightful place atop the college football criminal world." Fulmer said he had become "distressed" during the tenure of former head coach Lane Kiffin that Tennessee was losing its tradition of...

Hulk Hogan sues over Cocoa Pebbles commercial parody character, has back problems that are getting much worse

It's being reported everywhere that Hulk Hogan is suing Post Foods over this commercial for Cocoa Pebbles, which features a wrestler character who resembles him named "Bulk Boulder": Since parody isn't quite as protected when used in an endorsement, Hogan doesn't seem to have a bad case. It...

BREAKING: Kings Eliminated from Non-Playoffs - Lose Tee Times

Already hit hard by the recent economic downturn, Southland golf courses are now bracing for the absence of L.A. Kings players from their greens this Spring. And they're not the only ones who are miffed. "I could have signed anywhere, but I chose L.A. to work on my golf game," said 4 handicap Rob...

One on One with VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON on WWE NXT (parody)

As the taxi pulled up to the huge, twin towers I had to remind myself to breath. I have interviewed some famous people over the years, but Vince McMahon is not your typical famous person. He's a billionaire. He's a pioneer in his industry. He is the greatest wrestling promoter to ever live....

Jack Kent Cooke Says New Hockey Team to Be Purple

...and they will play here. I predict a cup within fifty years. [NOTE: I have observed a bug in the ARPANET protocol by which all dates appear to default to January 1, 1970. Post reminder that when this is corrected, all entries should be back-logged to conform to their correct dates. Luckily,...

Nick Saban And Mack Brown Meet The Press

Moderator: Thank you all for being here to cover the 2010 BCS Championship Game presented by Citi. No players will be made available in today's opening session. Coach Brown and Coach Saban will each make an opening statement and then we'll take questions. (As the moderator talks, Nick Saban passes...

BCS Passes Over Texas, Picks 6-6 Florida State

In a shocking turn of events, John Swofford announced today that the Bowl Championship Series would not select undefeated Texas for the championship game, instead opting for Florida State. "After listening to the argument the Gator Bowl was making," Swofford said, "we decided that Bobby Bowden...

Snap Shots: A&M Yell Leader Casey Shaeffer

True, the Snap Shots series has to this point been deployed to illustrate successes and failures from our own, but ESPN's Thanksgiving telecast gave us rare footage of an A&M Yell Leader attempting a Double-Axelcaneckaballoo, which only eleven Senior Yell Leaders had successfully executed on...


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