satire Stories - Garnet And Black Attack
A *satirical* critique of Weeks 1-2 and a major problem...
...the damn announcers. Seriously, how long do we have to deal with the bush league announcing? Bear with me people and I'm going to give my in-depth scientific* break down of Seahawks season so far and a look ahead to see what kind of difficulties and annoyances we'll have in store. Now in order...
Sunshine Pumping: 25 Completely Legitimate Reasons Why Texas Will Beat OU
It's Texas-OU week, which means I spend half my days getting amped for the game. After much soul searching and careful consideration, I submit to you the following well-thought out reasons why we'll BTHO Oklahoma this year. Note: all characters and events in this fanpost – even those based on...
Chez Hoodie
Welcome to Chez Hoodie, the finest and most selective dining establishment in the entire world. It's only open once a week, for a single meal, and you can't get reservations unless you schedule a party of 53 about a year in advance. But once you get your scheduled date and time, it's a dining...
Van Gundy Hopes Offseason Training Pays Off
Coach Stan Van Gundy has joked about his weight from time to time, but this offseason, he decided it was time to get down to business. You've surely seen the articles, they've blown up all over the web. "Slightly slimmer and more physically fit, Van Gundy is exercising on the elliptical machine...
Cal jumps ship then de-commits
The following just appeared on the wire for Future Press International. [Editor's note: I just had to move this to the front page. Who knows, maybe A Sea of Blue will become known as The Onion of the Big Blue Blogosphere. :-) ] May 13, 2010 The bizarre world of college basketball got even...
Bills lose preseason Super Bowl on devastating kneeldown
(AP) — BUFFALO, N.Y. To the cry of "No Goal", "Wide Right" and "Forward Lateral" add "The Kevin O' Connell Kneeldown." Named after the final play of the preseason Super Bowl, the kneeldown marks another tragic loss to befall the city of Buffalo, New York, as the Bills fell to the Detroit...
New Chain Cleaning Tool Actually Cleans Chain
"Over the years, the only thing these devices have been successful in cleaning is my wallet," laments Tom Freemire. "I was fed up with these so-called chain cleaners just dispersing what grease and grime was once localized on my chain – in effect, making a small mess larger. My chain may...
Is it just me or do I not understand the phrase "long term plan" but still have opinions?
Today while my Office reruns were at commercial, I watched two outs of the As game (I'm a diehard fan that reads every post exactly like this but never comments on them, really) and I watched Jason Giambi not hit 10 home runs during those two outs. I think its time to admit that Moneyball doesn't...
Drunk Belgians Argue: Who Was Better? Thorju Yosteen or Justeen Thoryos?
Alcohol-fueled tensions were running high among Belgian cycling fans Saturday night at Le Fluurgen Klopp, a popular pub in the working class suburb of Assebroek* outside the industrial city of Faargenkold.The topics of tonight’s heated debate were the storied careers of two unsung Belgian...
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