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NHL's Critics Find No Evidence That Penalty Box Reforms Players
"According to the report, an astonishing 100 percent of players have spent time incarcerated for rule violations during their careers. Even more shocking, according to the report, is the 100 percent rate of recidivism."...
Did the Cubs really win in 1908?
Yes, there exist contemporary accounts of the final out, which came when Tigers catcher Boss Schmidt succumbed to Cubs pitcher Orval Overall, a name so good that you might think it was invented: He certainly sounds like a fiction, and a bad one at that, but let's take it on faith that the Cubs did...
Falcons Cheat Sheet for Bandwagoners
Steps 7 & 8 are the best :) On a related note how awesome is it that people want to get onto the falcons bandwagon!! http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=fleming/101202&sportCat=nfl
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present Jackie Robinson. The first bla—" "Don't say that, dude!" "O,...
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present Jackie Robinson. The first bla—" "Don't say that, dude!" "O, yeah, sorry, The first african ameri—" "Not that either! You are exploiting his race!" "But it's true. He's the first true afri—" "Shhh!" "Don't you think it's kind of a big deal? Maybe worth...
in which I begin a new endeavour for comedic effect on Twitter
a la Billionaires for Bush. This will help me with my feelings of futile rage in a more constructive fashion! http://twitter.com/billionrs4bron
"We've seen some serious incidents of pavement damage here before, but outside of a war zone you're...
"We've seen some serious incidents of pavement damage here before, but outside of a war zone you're not going to see anything like this. When you're dealing with someone like Frank, though, his 11 rating on the Mohs Scale explains it all." Pavement Completely Destroyed in Collision with Frank...
AD Lew Perkins: I suggest you flip a coin gentleman. This office has to be clean for our new coach...
AD Lew Perkins: I suggest you flip a coin gentleman. This office has to be clean for our new coach Ron Prince tomorrow, and I want it spotless. He’s a bit of a germaphobe, which explains why he shaves his head and avoids all contact with dirt. From the most excellent "I'll see you at Sbarro" over...
BadNewz keeping people as pets
http://www.sportspickle.com/picture:78
AggieReport.com Visits the Kansas State campus, and shares their experiences about life in the...
AggieReport.com Visits the Kansas State campus, and shares their experiences about life in the Little Apple.
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