Iowa.
South Carolina.
Iowa.
South Carolina.
Iowa.
South Carolina.
Kinnick Stadium.
Williams-Brice Stadium.
So, here's the deal: Stop making cock jokes, and we'll stop talking about your farm boys who grew up albino because of the snow. We won't question why you feel the need to emasculate your opponents by pulling a sixth-grade stunt and painting their locker room pink.
And, in all seriousness, we'll continue to ignore the character chasm between Steve Spurrier and Kirk Ferentz.
You talk football, we talk football.
Deal?