A Lighter Shade of Garnet Presents: Jadeveon Clowney's Texas Adventures

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YALL, HOLD UP. LOOK AT THIS BABY. IT IS ADORABLE. IT'S KINDA BIG FOR A BABY BUT I'M KINDA BIG TOO SO WE COOL. I ATE A SANDWICH OF SIMILAR SIZE WHEN WE WERE IN THE ELEVATOR. PERHAPS YOU NOTICED. FOR REAL, I HOPE IT DON'T SH*T ON ME THO.

HEY YALL LEMME ASK YOU, WHERE'D YOU GET THEM LAB COATS? PEOPLE RESPECT A DUDE IN A LAB COAT SO MAYBE I COULD WEAR ONE ON THE SIDELINE. PLUS THEY LOOK SLICK. DO YALL HAVE ONE IN XXXXXXL? OH SORRY WE ARE TAKIN A PICTURE.

HEY JARVIS CHECK IT MAN WE ARE SURROUNDED BY TINY DISINTERESTED PEOPLE. SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO PLAY ON CLEMSONS DEFENSE

OOOOOOOOOOH. SH*T. LOOK AT THESE GLOVES. THESE GLOVES ARE LAVENDER. THESE ARE LAVENDER GLOVES. THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW. JARVIS, YOU SEE THIS MAN? WE ARE WEARING LAVENDER GLOVES AT THIS VERY MOMENT. LAVENDER IS MY SH*T. AND WHO DOESN'T LIKE GLOVES. EXCUSE ME NURSE? PLEASE CAN I HAVE A BOX OF THESE LAVENDER GLOVES TO TAKE HOME? [is given box] OOOOOH YEAH! CANT WAIT TO SHOW THESE LAVENDER GLOVES TO THE TEAM.

OH MY GOD THIS GIRL IS FINE. BE COOL JADEVEON. YOU ARE A GODLIKE 6'5" AND ON A FAST TRACK TO MEGA STARDOM. YOU GOT NO REASON TO BE NERVOUS EVEN IF IT IS MISS TEXAS. MAN HOW IS JARVIS ALWAYS SO DAMN SMOOTH. I NEED TO GET SMOOTH LESSONS FROM HIM LIKE IN HITCH.

I DONT KNOW WHY THEY TOLD ME TO PUT THIS PRETZEL ROLL ON MY HEAD BUT WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN RIGHT? HOLD UP THIS IS A HELMET? THAT'S CRAZY. DJ WOULD DIE LIKE 4 TIMES EVERY GAME IF WE STILL USED THESE THINGS. PROBABLY STILL SAFER THAN UNDER ARMOR THO.