What the scouts are saying: "The battle of the Garcias should be a fascinating one. @NoStephenGarcia has a higher follower count and is more selective and consistent in publishing hilarious tweets, but no one in the tourney campaigns harder than @TeamGarcia5. Still, the latter's first round performance did not live up to expectations, which has me thinking that it will be @NoStephenGarcia celebrating with a Natty Ice shower as he advances to the Elite 8."
One of @NoStephenGarcia's recent tweets:
Just faxed a fake LOI to Clemmy. Photocopied my balls, signed it "Chad Kelly."— Captain Brahsome (@NoStephenGarcia) February 1, 2012
One of @TeamGarcia5's recent tweets: