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Imagine my [insert][delight][pride][hubris][narcissistic joy] to see that Sports News UK - The Latest Sporting News in the UK had picked up my [insert][epic][brilliant][prolix][prodigiously boring] South Carolina Gamecock Athletics: It's Time for USC to Add New Varsity Sports only to read to my [insert][shock][dismay][ego-deflating horror] that it apparently has been translated from what passes for English (at least in the Palmetto State) into .. what?

Gibberish? The Queen's English c. 2012? Something straight out of A Clockwork Orange?

I cruise Kyle creates a constrained box for Athenian LAX, yet his post also forced me to cruise an thought that’s been rattling around in my conduct for a few months now – i.e., possibly open universities that are (or shortly will be) creation outrageous increase from contention radio deals should use some of those net deduction to account additional varsity sports. In other words, is there a dignified requirement for heading universities like South Carolina to obstruct some of their football millions to account additional, non-revenue sports?

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