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THE FINAL COCKDOWN #59: STRAP IN FOR THE COLEMAN HARLEY EDITION

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YOU WANT THE COLEMAN HARLEY EDITION OF FINAL COCKDOWN YOU GOT THE COLEMAN HARLEY EDITION OF FINAL COCKDOWN

HARLEY FAMILY PHOTO C. 2012
HARLEY FAMILY PHOTO C. 2012

COLEMAN F#*&IN HARLEY
• REDSHIRT (BECAUSE OF BLOOD) SOPHOMORE LONGSNAPPER/GUY WHO DOES WHEELIES IN MONSTERTRUCKS WHILE BLARING QUEENSRYCHE
• 6'1" 375 ASSUMING YOU ARE ASKING THE MEASURABLES OF THE GORILLA HE JUST POWERBOMBED
• AIKEN SC. BORN WHEN A GASOLINE TRUCK JACKKNIFED INTO A WAREHOUSE FULL OF CHAINSAWS

Recruitment:
RECRUITMENT LOL GTFO OF HERE WITH YOUR STAR RANKINGS AND FANCY CAMPS DUDE JUST WALKED RIGHT IN AND SAID I PLAY HERE NOW
• OTHER OFFERS: ALL THESE HARD ASS MOTORCYCLE GANGS WANTED HIM TO BE THEIR LEADER

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TRIVIA:

THERE IS NOTHING TRIVIAL ABOUT COLEMAN HARLEY

SOCIAL MEDIA:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thank god we get to dissect cats in my anatomy class today 👎😷</p>&mdash; Coleman Harley (@cole_harley59) <a href="https://twitter.com/cole_harley59/statuses/316202133269655552">March 25, 2013</a></blockquote>

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WHEN HE SAYS CATS HE'S REFERRING TO HATERS LIKE "THOSE CATS OVER BY THE POOL TABLE ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES" AND ANATOMY CLASS IS HARLEYSPEAK FOR THIS ONE BIKER DIVE IN LEXINGTON

Possible Todd Ellis play-by-play call:
LOOK HARLEY I PROMISE I CAN PAY, I JUST NEED A FEW MORE WEEKS, I'LL EVEN PAY YOU DOUBLE, JUST PLEASE PUT DOWN THAT LENGTH OF RUSTY CHAIN, I SWEAR IM GOOD FOR IT NO NOOO NOOOOOOO ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEARRRGHHAHGLNBALBLAWJALGH