Ten Seasons of Spurrier: Hatin' Ass Edition

To go along with our Ten Seasons of Spurrier series, we thought it might be fun to have a special Hatin' Ass Spurrier edition. The brilliant minds at EDSBS obliged.

Tennessee's had some trouble, but it wasn't Derek Dooley's fault that Lane Kiffin replaced Neyland's Seven Maxims with Twenty Hustlers.

I don't wanna rat on him but Dabo voted for Obama twice. Then again, he read it as "The Affordable Car Act," so don't be too hard on him.

People act like it's a mystery why Georgia keeps hanging on to Mark Richt, but that state's not just gonna get rid of something that's 60 percent water.

I enjoyed being Arkansas's permanent rival for a while there, but we never had anything on Forgetting Where You Left Your Statins.

Mark Stoops has done such a good job getting people to believe in a lie like "Kentucky football" he should take over at the Creation Museum.

People say Florida doesn't have a college football tradition, but they're trying to learn from Notre Dame by paying somebody to not coach for 'em.

If I was from Alabama I'd want to put off seeing a grade as long as I could, too, Nick.

Branding's important these days, so it makes sense that Vandy's nickname is a band nobody under 30 gives a shit about.

What do gnats, Will Muschamp, and the NCAA have in common? They always come back to Auburn.

Ain't surprised Gary Pinkel's won the division title two years in a row. That's the mathematical function you use to calculate BAC.

Gary Pinkel flies under the radar most of the time, but that's what pilots do when their license is suspended.

Remember when that Clemson kid vandalized Howard's Rock? You understand why he did it when you find out the rock outscored him on the SAT by three hundred points and has a better credit score.