Hi friends, did you know we're playing Georgia tomorrow? In football? That's right Gamecock nation, it's the first conference rivalry game of the season*. The line may be wider than the talent gap between Jadeveon Clowney and [insert almost any current South Carolina player], but that doesn't mean we can't have a lil' fun watching the Cocks and Dawgs scrap in Athens on Saturday night. To wit, Garnet and Black Attack has devised a handy bingo sheet that you can distribute throughout your living room/bar/psychiatric ward/prison ship for a little wholesome fun! Be sure to print it on non-glossy paper so you can mark your sheet in teardrops and/or bourbon spit takes.
Remember, the question isn't "if" but "when" most of these things will occur, so keep a hawk's eye on the action Saturday night. Anyway I hope we win.
*Our first, Georgia will not play in a rivalry game until the WLOCP