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[cracks knuckles.]
[clears throat.]
Would you like some Bowl Birmingham?
I do not like Bowl Birmingham.
I do not like it, Will Muscham...p
But would you listen in your car? Would you watch it from afar?
I will not watch it from afar,
I will not listen in my car,
I do not like Bowl Birmingham,
I do not like it, Will Muscham...p
Would you watch it in a football soccer field?
I will not sit in that football soccer field,
Papa John’s wounds still have not healed,
I do not like Bowl Birmingham,
I do not like it, Will Muscham...p
But Birmingham is the Magic City...
I will not visit this Magic City,
I’ve heard the town there is quite [redacted],
I do not like Bowl Birmingham,
I do not like it, Will Muscham...p
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But wouldn’t you like some more football?
I do not like it, not at all,
...wait, did you say there’ll be MORE FOOTBALL!?
Maybe you could watch it on TV...
If I don’t turn on my TV,
I’ll never see that pass from Jake Bentley,
And I will not hear Todd Ellis shout random things as Deebo and Hurst run their routes,
I will not see an English sack,
Or Stallworth jam their running back,
I will not see a King get a pick,
Or cheer when Elliott kicks the winning kick.
So you really do love Gamecock Football?
I do I DO love Gamecock Football,
I may like Bowl Birmingham after all.
So you’ll give it a try after all this time?
I should be embarrassed that I whine,
especially after three and nine,
We’re headed for a winning season,
and you, Gamecocks, are the reason,
So, thank you for giving us Bowl Birmingham,
Thank you! Thank you! Will Muscham...p