GREEN EGGS AND BIRMINGHAM.

[cracks knuckles.]

[clears throat.]

Would you like some Bowl Birmingham?

I do not like Bowl Birmingham.

I do not like it, Will Muscham...p

But would you listen in your car? Would you watch it from afar?

I will not watch it from afar,

I will not listen in my car,

I do not like Bowl Birmingham,

I do not like it, Will Muscham...p

Would you watch it in a football soccer field?

I will not sit in that football soccer field,

Papa John’s wounds still have not healed,

I do not like Bowl Birmingham,

I do not like it, Will Muscham...p

But Birmingham is the Magic City...

I will not visit this Magic City,

I’ve heard the town there is quite [redacted],

I do not like Bowl Birmingham,

I do not like it, Will Muscham...p

But wouldn’t you like some more football?

I do not like it, not at all,

...wait, did you say there’ll be MORE FOOTBALL!?

Maybe you could watch it on TV...

If I don’t turn on my TV,

I’ll never see that pass from Jake Bentley,

And I will not hear Todd Ellis shout random things as Deebo and Hurst run their routes,

I will not see an English sack,

Or Stallworth jam their running back,

I will not see a King get a pick,

Or cheer when Elliott kicks the winning kick.

So you really do love Gamecock Football?

I do I DO love Gamecock Football,

I may like Bowl Birmingham after all.

So you’ll give it a try after all this time?

I should be embarrassed that I whine,

especially after three and nine,

We’re headed for a winning season,

and you, Gamecocks, are the reason,

So, thank you for giving us Bowl Birmingham,

Thank you! Thank you! Will Muscham...p