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Happy Halloween: The Entire Two Deep, Scarified

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Featuring honorary alumnus Marcus Battimore.

We are a professional Blog™ so here are a bunch of Gamecock players and coaches with Halloweenified names:

COACHING STAFF

Grieve Spurrier — Dead Coach

Grieve Spurrier, Jr. — Died Receivers Coach

Hellspawn Elliott — Coffinsive Line Coach

Severed-head Sands — Running Axe Coach

GA Mangled — Drawn and Quartered Backs Coach

Horrorenzo Ward — Defensive Gore-dinator

Hurt Botkin — Spinehackers Coach

Shriek Adams — Suspense-ive Line Coach

Hades Brown — Sixth Sense-ive Backs Coach

Joe Goblinson — Special Screams Coordinator

OFFENSE:

QB:

Connor Texas ChainShaw Massacre
Bloodspillin' Thompson
Brendan Nosferatuvitch
Connor Witch

RB:

Macabre Davis
Brandon "Vile"ds 
Shon Carve-son

WR:

Bruce Skellington
Shock Roland
Nick Moans
DaFear Byrd
Mummy Cooper
Kane Whitehearse
Bloodcurdlin'ton Smith
Shameerie Jeffery

TE:

Hocus Pocusta Anderson
Jerell Adams Family
Drew Omens

OT:

Corpsey Robinson
Brandon Spell
Mason Zombi
Forebodey Gibson
Mike Ma-tomb-lis

OG:

AJ Canndy
Demonald Patrick
Warlock Stadnick
Na'Die Rodgers

C:

Cody Waldrippin' Blood
Clayton Stabneck

DEFENSE

DE:

Ja-grave-eon Clowney
Chaz Sutton Death
Scarius English
Mask-On Harris

DT:

Death-knellcy Quarles
JT Surrotten teeth after eating a whole bunch of candy
Phillip Spooks
Werewolf Dixon, Jr.

LB:

Sharrod Gofrightly
Kaiwan Boois
Skai Morgue
TJ Howloman
CedRIP Cooper
Marcquis Cobwebs
Kelvin Painey
Moribund Diggs

CB:

Cadavictor Hampton
Grimmy LeGreaper
Freako McWilliams
Ahmad Pagan

S:

Pumpkin' Spicin' Williams
Chaz Hellder
Kadetrixortreats Marcus
TJ Ghouley

Special Teams

Alien Fry
Jack-o-Lantern Ard
Nick Haint Germain
Tyler Skull

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Feel free to add your own in the comments section. Happy Halloween from Garnet and Black Attack!