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Last week I used gifs featuring former New York City mayor and current future prison inmate Rudy Giuliani to tell the story of the SEC power rankings. This image accompanied Ole Miss’s entry.
That made me think of Tracy Morgan’s greatest contribution to Saturday Night Live, Star Jones.
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That then made me think of Tracy Morgan’s greatest contribution to the world of entertainment, 30 Rock. That is our theme for these power rankings today. Enjoy!
1. LSU
LSU continues to do very good in every game they play.
2. BAMA
So, is Bama like really good or is Too just really good? Because without Tua, Bama didn’t look that good.
3. AUBURN
Gus Malzahn gives off strong step-dad energy, and also I feel like because he isn’t Will Muschamp, he gets a pass on his insane angry face. Anyway, those are the reasons this is the perfect gif for him.
4. FLORIDA
Dan Mullen when he’s asked if Carolina got screwed by the refs:
5. GEORGIA
Is the problem that Kirby doesn’t know what passing is? Does someone need to explain to him how throwing a ball works in a way he can better understand?
6. MISSOURI
Looks like UNLV has 2 SEC wins now.
7. TEXAS A&M
Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M:
8. SOUTH CAROLINA
SEC refs:
9. OLE MISS
Demetri, describe the way Ole Miss is playing right now using their new mascot.
10. MISSISSIPPI STATE
Joe Moorehead as books a moving company to take all of his stuff to Rutgers:
11. KENTUCKY
When you try to talk to a Kentucky fan about their crappy football team and they change the subject to try and get you to talk about basketball.
12. TENNESSEE
What it must be like to be Jeremy Pruitt in Knoxville:
13. VANDERBILT
They won an SEC game?
14. ARKANSAS
Chad Morris after he heard Vanderbilt won:
