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Ladies and gentlemen, people of GABA, the time is almost upon us. The oppression of the sweltering off-season is almost over. There has been an emptiness inside of you ever since the clock struck 0:00 in the Clemson vs South Carolina game last year.
That emptiness? The lack of meaning in your life? Do not fret, my friends. For your life is about to be filled with a roller coaster of emotions. You will laugh, you’ll cry, and you will definitely yell and throw stuff at your TV at some point this fall. That can only mean one thing...
Football is almost here.
Let’s talk about it. Forever to Thee.