I feel like we added a fourth tier to the SEC this weekend.
We still have our five good teams. Previously we also had tiers I have referred to as “really bad” and “bad, but not as bad”. Now, let’s put A&M in their own tier. We’ll call it the Big 12.
The Big 12 is made up of a single team that isn’t good, but the Aggies certainly aren’t as bad as everyone else that’s bad. With that in mind, here are this week’s power rankings starring animals.
LSU practice this week after Coach O realizes he now has 3 top 10 wins and will probably still make the College Football Playoff even if the Tigers lose to Bama.
Alabama fans pretending they loved Mac Jones all along and weren’t secretly worried about him having to replace Tua.
Florida’s defense gets aggressive against Georgia’s offense.
Just when it looked like Auburn was about to get back into the College Football Playoff discussion.
Like this Vineyard Vines-wearing fanbase would be caught dead in Jacksonville if next weekend weren’t still all about hard liquor.
6. TEXAS A&M
Jimbo proving once again that he is a rich and dangerous gentleman so long as his team was supposed to beat yours all along.
Kentucky had become the butt of a lot of jokes in this conference, and then on Saturday, they decided not to take it anymore.
Missouri had the chance to go out and make a statement heading into their bye week and maybe even put a little doubt in Georgia’s mind. Instead, here’s how they reacted to that opportunity.
The Vols celebrate their highest spot in these rankings all season after demolishing Carolina.
10. OLE MISS
Matt Luke trying desperately for a signature, job-saving win at Auburn next week.
11, SOUTH CAROLINA
When Ray Tanner and the boosters ask if Will Muschamp would accept a lower buyout.
12. MISSISSIPPI STATE
I don’t know. This is a stupid ass team, so here is a stupid ass gif of a monkey riding a goat.
Admit it. Considering how often we have seen Carolina at its worst recently, you’re secretly worried the Cocks might lose next weekend.
At this point Chad Morris has to be wondering when this damn season is going to be over so he can just take his buyout and go home.