LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' BROTHER!

via www.wrestling101.com

THE UNIVERSITEE OF FLARIDA HAS SOMETHIN' THAT BELONGS TO US, AND THIS SATURDAY, WE'RE COMIN' TO TAKE IT BACK.  WE FOUGHT AND BLED LIKE CHAMPIYONS TO WIN THAT BELT, AND NOW I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO FLARIDA CLAIM THAT THEY OWN THE BELT BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF VICTOREE OVER THE GEORGIA BULLDAWGS AND IT MAKES ME SICK!

 

LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' BROTHER - IF BEATING THE GEORGIA BULLDAWGS MADE YOU A CHAMPIYON, DAN HAWKINS WOULD STILL HAVE A JOB!

I HEAR YOU'VE GOT A SPESHUL RECEPSHUN PLANNED FOR US WHERE YOU'LL ALL BE WEARIN' YOUR FINEST LITTLE BLUE DRESSES.  WELL, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN SOME BLUE PANTIES TO SAVE YOUR SKINS TOMORROW NIGHT!

EAT YOUR VITAMINS AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BECAUSE WHILE WE'RE TAKIN' BACK THE BELT THAT YOU'VE STOLEN FROM US, WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME NICE, NEW ALLIGATOR BOOTS OUTTA YOUR HIDES!

WHOOOOO!