Yall hawkeye fans are a bunch of morons.  Your coming to our house and talking a bunch of trash?  Big deal.  None of that’s gonna mean nothing on January 1.  You don’t know nothing about real football.  The game is played on the field, not by spouting out a bunch of statistics that don’t really mean nothing. 

I got some news for you.  South Carolina is the real deal.  Your in SEC country now, son.

I can’t figure out why yall think your team is so tough.  Yall keep acting like you should have won more games, but you just as well could of lost to Iowa State and Purdue, and you probably should of.   

Yalls team is mostly slow white fellas and you been playing teams full of slow white fellas.  SC is gonna run circles around your defense and drive through your offense like a dag gone steam roller.  You ain’t seen speed like we got. 

Yall are used to playing Minnesota and Indiana.  We play teams like about-to-be-national-champions Florida, and Georgia, who have a better running back than you.  Everybody knows that Shonn Greene is not the pure athlete that Knoshon Moreno is.  Your guy ain’t faced the same kind of defenses and he ain’t never jumped over nobody.  

I gaurantee yall are in for a big surprise come January.  All this chit and chat is gonna be for nothing.  I wished I could see the look on your dumb farmer faces when we win.       

If I was you I would shut your mouths now and save yourself some embarrassment.