This photo gave Chris Ard so many ideas that none have yet to come to fruition. A masterpiece takes time.
These Tennessee fans are not inbred.
See below.
Everyone's favorite UcheaT "hostess."
Parents, is this is who you want your kid to play basketball for?
J.D. Hogg in Knoxville
[Insert "Tennessee sucks" joke here.]
Why is he wearing one ("eins" if you are a Vol) receiver's glove? Grown men jerseys are a topic for debate, but a grown man should never wear any other game attire to a college football game (jock straps are OK; especially early season).
And we have to pay for seat cushions at Williams-Brice.
Hunter S. Thompson was a closet Tennessee fan?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Phil, drop the Krispy-Kreme and give me your best road cone impression. Great. Got it. Thanks.
Earlier, this fan starred in the UT Theatre Department production of Alice In Wonderland.
The understudy.
Nothing says "badass" like Snoopy holding a UT flag.
An oldie, but goodie.
TN: Everyone's favorite state to love so much you want to light it on fire.
Back to the sorority house.
Tennessee: a step on Lane Kiffin's ladder to success failure.
Dominated in Columbia.
AND . . .
(Someone may have done some touch up work on this one.)